I read chapter XIII incredibly
wrong. I had the idea that Governor Don Fernando d’Ibaraa y Figueora y
Mascarenes y Lampourdos y Souza and Cunégonde were going to get married, but
it turns out that Candide was the one who said she was going to be his wife. Except
now, Candide had to leave Cunégonde with the Governor of Buenos Ayres so
something might happen…
Anyways, as I continued reading,
Candide meets Cunégonde’s brother who has become a colonel and a priest. As
Candide mentions to the Baron that he intends to marry his sister when they
rescue her, he replies, “’You insolent fellow!’ exclaimed the Baron. ‘You have
the impudence to think of marrying my sister, who has seventy-two quartering’s
in her coat…’” (66). The mood change in just a few seconds is crazy. One minute
they are crying together because they missed each other, and then next the
Baron is shouting at Candide and hits him across the face. Then Candide kills
him and says on page 67, “ ‘…I am the best-tempered man there ever was…”
Please! He even says that he killed three men, how can he also say that he is
the best-tempered person there ever was.